Da J slaps laffy taffy on way to the Ritz

[YellKeeper]

lsucks writes

Zero score and three years ago
I wrote Da J a nice lil flo
But times oh, they changin’
But still Taffy takes it on the chin.

Laffy laffy laffy taffy
You know the dance and verse
No need again to rehearse
Different rhyme, same hearse.

Laffy Taffy tell me somethin’
06, is it still in your skin?
Yeah oh 6, you rememba
You played us, you cheated
And your season got deleted.

Seems like it’s de ja vu
A new year a new season
And you still the Sioux
At Wounded Knee, a bon ton

Lick, lick, lick it like a J-rock
Cuz we learned it on them docks
While you Cajun hillbillies
Zydecoed a Milli.

We come from the hardest city
You from the land of dirty rice
And back to them fields, what a pity
Fo 2 zero this time, precise

Even my boy C-ray
Gonna have only one thing 2 say
“Laffy, getting this far, real lucky
But against Da J, you real sucky.”

SheDad pullin 4 da lil cats
He knows Da J owns da caps
Hopin for a miracle
Ginst the world’s best prep school.

N yo head man Timmy
Told me I needs 2 get holy
Cleaned up my act
Not a bad word, fact.

Laffy, don’t worry be happy
When we put ya on that gurney
Get back up, head over to Bourbon
Show yo wounds at Endymion

Fo real, Laffy, why even bother?
Look back, learn from the way back
Go on with the records confer
Laffy in da red, da J in da black.

Seems like eh’ry season we unblemished
So why Laffy bother showin, just quit
Cuz we got my boy Pdiddy Mullins
Owns e’rbody, even Bgwins.

Gettin real borin fo me these days
Think after this my last rhyme
Gonna ride the sunset, start a new phase
Retire my poetry, ‘bout time.

But last thing I gonna say:
08 09 Da J takin' da Title to the Ritz
Cuz we DO IT BIG ya heard
Like yo boy CMURD

Thanks for the shout out, friend.

[Bish]

YOU'RE NOT MY BUDDY, GUY!

[Mung]

Shades of T.S. Eliot. lsucks must be taking a literature class at BRCC.

[Bish]

I was saddened upon reading this and discovering that this would be lsucks last rhyme. Though the last line

But last thing I gonna say:
08 09 Da J takin' da Title to the Ritz
Cuz we DO IT BIG ya heard
Like yo boy CMURD

Should be changed every year. Ritz orginally rhymed with 05 06. Lsucks, Ritz does not rhyme with 08 09. Step up your game. Take the title somewhere else this year.