New Doves Coach

[dovesdad]

Several reliable sauces have confirmed that the SSA higher ups have signed a highly respected and decorated coach in SE Louisiana today. I evoked the ghost of the dove and prayed to all the saints for this hire. Some thoughts in advance of the 2021/22 season:

1. A sleeping giant has awoken
2. Order will be restored
3. Things are looking up
4. Doves dads have extended tailgates by 45 minutes for next season
5. Baby doves are on the mend, with only two starters currently sidelined in the club season

See you next year.

Yours truly,
Dovesdad

[yallcrazy]

Dovesdad’s sauces are correct, as always. SSA has indeed hired a brand new coach. Although that means our German interpreter is now out of a job, the hype is building for next year. St Tammany Parish has awarded the Dovesdads a tailgating permit which will allow their legendary pregame festivities to finally resume. With the addition of elite top level talent next year, SSA is reloading for another championship run. I predict it comes down to the Dominican Nones vs the Sweet Baby Doves in a battle of wits between Coach Al and our new SSA mastermind. But wait...word is that the Dutchtown Gryphones have got themselves a new coach too. Could Ski and the D-train crash the party? If only 3balz and Northshore can recapture the glory of 2020 to make it a four horse race. Stay tuned, the 2021-2022 high school season is looking to be a barn burner!