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Post by rubyslippers on Jan 26, 2004 21:39:12 GMT -6
Just for fun...
IN the spirit of You might be a redneck let's start a new one.
YOU MIGHT BE A SOCCER PLAYER IF...
You drop a soup can and try to catch it with your foot and almost break a toe. (Come on you know you've done it.)
Your favorite "subscription" magazine is the Eurosport catalog.
You buy a new pair of cleats every 3 months.
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Post by #19 on Jan 26, 2004 22:21:10 GMT -6
...if you consider being outside in 30 degree weather in shorts and a shirt to be "normal"
(btw, Eurosport is my favorite subscription magazine!)
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Post by cajunboy87 on Jan 26, 2004 23:13:43 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if the only reason you don't date is because your in love with your soccer team. (CHAMBLESS)
if you stay up until 12:00 at night on Laprep and get up 20 minutes early to get on Laprep.
if the only friends you have are your cleats.(Mine are called Jake and John)
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Post by hdkjga on Jan 26, 2004 23:22:54 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if you think there is nothing wrong with wearing a long sleeve shirt and shorts.
....if you jump up and try to head anything within reach.
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Post by 4TheLoveOfTheGame on Jan 27, 2004 7:32:50 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if you ...
eating out and someone across the room yells check please and you come running towards their table.
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Post by ostrya on Jan 27, 2004 7:55:40 GMT -6
....your mother has to put on a HazMat suit to wash your uniform socks
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Post by goat on Jan 27, 2004 9:38:58 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if:
you wear knee socks with regular shorts
you pull your shirt over your head every time you get excited
your parents carry yellow and red cards in their pocket to controll how you act in public
you learn spanish so you can understand the annoucers on the mexicain soccer league
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Post by fifafootballer on Jan 27, 2004 11:02:23 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if ..... you dont consider spending up to 200 dollars on cleats that you will only wear for up to 6 months, a waste.
....... if everytime a whistle blows u say aww come on ref.
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Post by fifafootballer on Jan 27, 2004 11:02:54 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if ..... you dont consider spending up to 200 dollars on cleats, that you will only wear for up to 6 months, a waste.
....... if everytime a whistle blows u say aww come on ref.
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Post by fifafootballer on Jan 27, 2004 11:03:31 GMT -6
oops my bad i messed up
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Post by Soccer05 on Jan 27, 2004 11:51:20 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if...
You won't date a girl named Meg
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Post by goat on Jan 27, 2004 13:48:00 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if:
you always argue with your non soccer friends that landen donovan is a better football player than payton manning
you think a good form tackle is done sliding with your feet first, instead of leading with your shoulders and head.
laugh at people who say the superbowl is the #1 sporting event in the world,(everyone knows its the world cup).
if you have a higher GPA than the other football team at school.
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Post by GrifFan on Jan 27, 2004 13:49:27 GMT -6
..if you know a bike isn't something you ride
..if the only two numbers you can relate to are 6 and 18
..if getting sent to the corner, is a good thing
..if when a ref asks for ten you know he doesn't want two high fives
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Post by futbol4ever on Jan 27, 2004 16:02:21 GMT -6
......you spent more money in hotel rooms than you spent on your home mortgage last year.
......soccer balls in the den is normal.
......you know the name of the kicker on NFL football teams. And your think he is great.
......you have ball inflating needles in your glove compartment.
......you have a soccer ball hanging from your rear view mirror.
......you know what the FA Cup is.
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Post by socker on Jan 27, 2004 22:41:10 GMT -6
wow, you guys are good
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Post by Blackhawk1 on Jan 28, 2004 8:18:47 GMT -6
fantastic topic.. i love it
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Post by goat on Jan 28, 2004 10:20:30 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if:
you think team timeouts should be band from all sports
all of the players on your team are considered skilled players
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Post by imeg4fun on Jan 28, 2004 10:25:12 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if ........ instead of spending money to fix your car , you go buy some cleats
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Post by goat on Jan 28, 2004 14:14:09 GMT -6
ok this one came from a kid i know and it kind of worries me
you might be a soccer player if: your girlfriend complains that you never use your hands
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Post by hdkjga on Jan 28, 2004 15:03:23 GMT -6
lol, goat.....that is the best one yet
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