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Post by JBird-The Butt Pirate on Feb 7, 2004 4:19:58 GMT -6
... If there is nothing new on the guy's forum and rather than go to bed at 4:20 in the morning you read the girls forum waiting for someone to post back on the guy's
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Post by Arsnl on Feb 7, 2004 16:14:32 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if...
you find yourself doing stepovers and dodging people in the hallways during school
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You
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Post by You on Feb 7, 2004 20:06:00 GMT -6
.... If you argue with your english teacher on how to prenounce this word----REAL----
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Post by cotogk22 on Feb 8, 2004 11:56:46 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if...
Your first reaction to dropping something is to juggle it...Regardless of size...
Your definition of "scoring" has nothing to do with girls...
You practice stepover's and scissor's while walking the halls at school... Your most prized possessions are your scars and bruises...
You wear a jersey, shorts, and indoors to go out with your girlfriend and think nothing of it...
You kick anything in your path and pretend that you scored...
You stay up all night telling your teammates about your new celebration...
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Post by WMASSASSIN21 on Feb 8, 2004 12:06:01 GMT -6
the way you put something on the ground is by dropping it to your foot and pick something up by using ur foot to throw it to your hands.
if hanging out with your friends consists of FIFA and a big screen
you sit through school waiting to get out so you can go to soccer practice
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Post by Twerk19 on Feb 8, 2004 12:59:21 GMT -6
you might not be a TRUE soccer player if...8 goals isn't enough so you run the score up to 17....
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Post by lucidpride on Feb 8, 2004 14:52:32 GMT -6
if you think that the 200 lines you've just read on this thread are the greatest work of literature in history
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Post by CUT21 on Feb 8, 2004 15:52:25 GMT -6
YOU BREAK YOUR MOMS CHINA BY PASSIN THE BALL OFF THE WALL IN THE LIVIN ROOM AND IT GETS AWAY FROM YOU
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Post by futbol10 on Feb 8, 2004 19:48:44 GMT -6
...you dismiss your bf/gf with a red card
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soccer is a way of life....and Its the way I want to live.
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Post by soccerismylife on Feb 9, 2004 16:59:36 GMT -6
......if your sock hangs out the toe of your favorite cleats
......if the only visible layer of your favorite cleats is duck tape.
....if the best soccer ball your own was found in the trash can of the soccer complex.
......if you look for a parking spot in the back of the lot
......if your parents by a bigger car because half the year they suddenly have to haul 5 kids instead of one.
......if you get trippe din the ahll you throw your hands uo and say come on ref where's the whistle!
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Post by Boujini on Feb 9, 2004 17:08:09 GMT -6
....if you drop a notebook in the hallway and you dribble it to your next class
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Post by sharpshooter on Feb 9, 2004 18:35:09 GMT -6
.....half of your clothes came from soccer tournaments
.....you find yourself kicking pinecones into sewer gutters
.....a hamock flipped on its side is a perfect goal
.....you mow your grass so that it has stripes
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Post by LAsoccer1317 on Feb 9, 2004 18:49:49 GMT -6
...If you have every single soccer movie no matter what kind they are (i.e.: Soccer dog, Air Bud-World Pup, Switching Goals, Ladybugs, ect.)
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Post by timaeus on Feb 9, 2004 19:28:47 GMT -6
The best soccer movie to ever be made, which is not that great of an honor considering how bad soccer movies usually are, is Victory with Slyvester Stallone, Michael Caine, Pele, and other professional soccer players.
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Arsnl
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Post by Arsnl on Feb 9, 2004 20:16:50 GMT -6
good call, victory is a great movie
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soccerismylife
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soccer is a way of life....and Its the way I want to live.
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Post by soccerismylife on Feb 10, 2004 11:01:18 GMT -6
if someone asks for ten and you back away.
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Post by rdogs7 on Feb 11, 2004 14:22:51 GMT -6
...you're not a clown, but you can juggle
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Post by Nobody on Feb 11, 2004 17:22:52 GMT -6
If you enjoy walking in the shower /w cleats on to break them in
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Post by rdogs7 on Feb 11, 2004 20:11:31 GMT -6
...if your wet cleats have seen the unseen under the refrigerator
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Post by ostrya on Feb 11, 2004 21:24:29 GMT -6
....your cleats cause the whole car to smell even if they are in the trunk.
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