You might be a soccer player if...

[Blackhawk1]

u might be a keeper if you use your hands 2 much

[BlB05]

You might be a soccer player if...

You join the football team just to be a kicker

You use the word "sir" only refering to ref's

[lmnop123]

You might be a soccer player if:

you got eurosport mags under your matress...and with pages that stick together.

you tell your priest in the confessional, "Father please forgive me, I've been megged!"





oh and blackhawk don't say something gay like that again...

[beeturman]

...if you wear your indoors to school
...if you havent worn one pair of pants to school ;D

...if you get kicked in the balls it hurts 10 times more knowing that someone kicked your balls

[#19]

lmnop123 said:

You might be a soccer player if:

you tell your priest in the confessional, "Father please forgive me, I've been megged!"

goat said:

your girlfriend complains that you never use your hands

beeturman said:

...if you wear your indoors to school
...if you havent worn one pair of pants to school

...if you get kicked in the balls it hurts 10 times more knowing that someone kicked your balls

Guys this really is great stuff.

[Goodref]

...Playing on two Baton Rouge teams is not enough, so you play on a Gonzales and New Orleans team as well.

[goat]

you might be a soccer player if:

the highschool coaches are constantly begging you to play other sports.

the principal is constantly telling you to CUT YOUR HAIR!

you make your parents get dish TV so you can watch the english premier league

you fail your driving test because you use your legs instead of your hands to drive the car.

your favorite colors aren't yellow or red.

you spend hours in your room practicing your celebration move.

[fifafootballer]

goat i love the epl one and the cut ur hair one

u might be a soccer player if words such as meg, nil, snipper, unlucky, service, and upper 90 are part of ur regular vocabulary

if ur mothers social life revolves around when and where you play at

if u spend time in school thinking of replies to this fourm instead of doing your classwork

[theshield]

... your boys team is proud of the girls team's flat four.

[bravedb]

... if you play fifa 2004 everyday when you get home from practice and not get off until 11 o'clock.

[whoady07]

...u try to use the least possible protection while playing

[goat]

you might be a soccer player if:

the color of your hair matches your uniform

the only law that matters is law 5

you only play one sport, but you play it year round

[porter]

...you think electrical tape was made for soccer.

...you think your coach is smarter when he uses a fake English accent.

...if you can play a summer sport during winter wearing only shorts and a shirt, and not complain.

[goat]

porter your ones about the electrical tape and the english accent are great! i know! i have bought electrical tape by the case.

[ostrya]

....your shoes are more electrical tape than leather
....you've used electrical tape to pass a piece of cardboard as a shin guard

[lakeview]

My favorite is goat talking about timeouts in other sports. I can't stand watching a basketball game with all the timeouts, and how football also slows down b/c of timeouts. I'm really glad coaches can't control our game, it's up to the players on the pitch.

Here's my contribution: When you know that the phrase "out of touch" originated from soccer games, and

when you notice that other sports have 2 many referees: 3 in basketball for an area smaller than a soccer penalty area, and 8 in football for a 4-5 second play, then a 40 second interval, and 4 in baseball. We play tournaments with only 2 referees.

[ash]

you might be an aging soccer player if, the day after a game, you can't walk, but you keep going back for more.

[LAsoccer1317]

...If your shingaurds are approximately 6-7 inches away from your ankle

...If your mom's car has over 100,000 miles on it from traveling so much

[StAmantSoccer]

you throw a shrimp net over a swing set and use it as a goal

[goat]

stamantsoccer that one is great i love it! and i've seen it