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Post by LAsoccer1317 on Jan 30, 2004 23:20:03 GMT -6
...If when you are about to play a team, you go to their High School's website to see what they have done in their other games to see if ya'll will have a chance to win...(I do during playoffs haha)
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Post by ShutupFarva on Jan 30, 2004 23:21:28 GMT -6
...if you remember any of the movie, The Big Green
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Post by fifafootballer on Jan 30, 2004 23:40:49 GMT -6
lol i remember the spanish kid (not to offend anyone who is spanish) being the best , he was like their ronaldo or sumtin lol
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Post by Bee24Bee on Jan 31, 2004 0:15:54 GMT -6
.......if your mom has to purchase a new washing machine every month because its clogged up with mud.
.......if your toolbox behind your truck has soccer balls instead of tools.
.......if every TV in your house is on Soccer.
.......if instead of having a shower curtain, theres a net.
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Post by lmnop123 on Jan 31, 2004 1:05:25 GMT -6
WARNING: This material may not be suitable for soccer moms. Veiwer descretion is advised.
you might be a soccer player...
... one night you're sooooo bored you feel like playing soccer, so you go outside and do so. BUT INSTEAD of playing with a soccerball, you pour gasoline on a roll of toilet paper, light it, and play FLAMEBALL SOCCER!
OK... its a bit dangerous but not TOO DANGEROUS. It looks like a big flameball in the air. When you kick it, it makes a really cool sound.
...just remember...headers....uhh.....not cool
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Post by maddie86 on Jan 31, 2004 11:56:12 GMT -6
you kick a ball
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Post by 1SuckyPlayer on Feb 2, 2004 20:55:53 GMT -6
You might be a soccer player if....
you take a girl out on a date to a soccer game which was your next game so you can scout the team and pretend you trying to be with her
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 12:07:11 GMT -6
good one blackhawk1, it sounds like something my son would do!
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 16:41:06 GMT -6
sorry i must have still been laughing when i made the above post. i meant to say good one 1suckyplayer, sorry 1suckyplayer.
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 16:43:10 GMT -6
sorry 1suckyplayer, i must have still been laughing when i made the above post.
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 16:43:55 GMT -6
sorry 1suckyplayer, i must have still been laughing when i made the above post.
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 16:44:51 GMT -6
sorry 1suckyplayer, i must have still been laughing when i made the above post.
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 19:12:54 GMT -6
you might be a soccer player if:
your coach doesn't care if you are right or left handed
the term don't let him turn has nothing to do with driving a car
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Post by goat on Feb 3, 2004 19:16:25 GMT -6
you might be a bad moderator is you:
post something three times in a row!! sorry guys
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Post by lasoccerplay12 on Feb 3, 2004 22:38:17 GMT -6
if your family has a "soccer trip only" car
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Post by #19 on Feb 6, 2004 22:24:30 GMT -6
this one's kind of gotten neglected since playoffs started.
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Post by dhssoccermom on Feb 6, 2004 23:34:14 GMT -6
if you named you pet after the fifa world cup. (i have a shepard named fifa)
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Post by dhssoccermom on Feb 6, 2004 23:35:13 GMT -6
i mean your sorry
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Post by dhssoccermom on Feb 6, 2004 23:43:27 GMT -6
just to let you done i am not a soccermom using my mothers name:
- the most stressful time in your life was during a game that went into pentaly kicks - if you have more than 10 retired soccer balls
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Post by 1SuckyPlayer on Feb 6, 2004 23:45:52 GMT -6
You might be a "sucky" soccer player if you get your first goal you run into the net. Grab the ball and get red card while running to your car to make sure nobody steals it.
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